Equipment On The Road

8 Simple Tricks To Stay Warmer When Camping In Winter

It snowed/sleeted briefly yesterday morning, and that might well be the only snow we get this year; therefore I feel justified in publishing this post on techniques to stay warm when camping when it’s absolutely bloody freezing.

Follow the tips below, and you too can expect to get at least two or three hours’ sleep per night on an ill-advised last-minute bicycle journey to the Arctic Circle in the middle of winter with totally inappropriate equipment…


Why There’s No Kit List On My Adventure Cycle Touring Blog

One of the features you’ll find on any self-respecting adventure cycle tourist’s blog is a ‘kit list’ page.

Usually published in the name of providing useful information, and occasionally as bait for search engines and to earn money through affiliate links, this page is the place where the rider lists bicycle components and the contents of panniers in unfettered detail. (It’s usually to be found alongside a route map and tour budget breakdown.)

Despite the amount of riding I’ve done, I’ve avoided published such a list for as long as possible.

Here are a few of the many reasons why this is (or was) the case. They are all still valid:


Last Chance To Buy The Most Popular Cycle-Touring Tent On The Planet

A few weeks ago I conducted a survey of the most popular tent for cycle touring.

I did this by sending out a ton of emails to people I knew had covered vast distances by bicycle, and seeing what they said. (Real-world experience wins over gear nerds on the internet, right?)

The results — a few hundred of them within the space of a few days — were conclusive. Cutting directly to the chase, by far and away the overall most popular tent to take along on a bike trip was this one:

Just For Fun

5 Dream Trips I’d Take This Year If Time & Money Were No Object

For the first time in my adult life I have more or less definite plans for the next 12 months. Almost all of them revolve around adventures, creative storytelling, and sharing knowledge, so I can’t complain.

Perhaps it’s in response to the existential tyranny of ‘future planning’, though, that I often find myself daydreaming about the trips I’d do if I hadn’t already made these plans!

Here are a few dream trips I’d take in 2014 if time and money were no object:

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1. Walk across Armenia

Reminder of eternal anguish and suffering

Much of the back country of my adoptive homeland remains unexplored (at least by me). Given the elevation and the terrain — and the diminutive scale of the nation — it’d make a lot of sense to do it on foot. I’d begin from Georgia and avoid the roads, heading cross-country, taking a detour through Nagorno-Karabakh and continuing to the opposing border with Iran.

It’d be tough, but it’d be a fantastic exploration of the significant geography of the region — particularly the parts the Soviets couldn’t reach.

Books & Reading

6 Books That Inspired All These Adventures To Begin

Adventuring never came naturally to me.

When I was younger, to say that I was untalented at sports would be a kind understatement. I never went camping because of the one time my parents tried it and it rained. I wasn’t allowed to join the Scouts because of paedophiles. As a student I joined the TA to make up for it but failed to see out the first year. My list of potential career paths has included computer programmer, disc jockey, hotel manager, lighting designer, barista, ski guide, yardie, carpenter, pot-washer and shit-shoveller — but nothing resembling ‘adventurer’.

(Perhaps it was this unenviable list of prospective futures that I was trying to escape?)

Yet, somewhere along the line, a few seeds were sown that seem to have germinated into the only thing I’ve ever been able to call a career. Being someone who reads for escapism, I believe that most of those seeds were sown by books. Here are some of them.

Note that these are not necessarily ‘good’ books. I don’t suggest anyone buy them in anticipation of planning their own adventures. It’s just a collection of the books that I happened to read — long before I knew that ‘cycle touring’ existed as an actual thing.

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1. The Smugglers’ Caves by Enid Blyton

smugglers cavesI read the usual complement of now-rather-imperialistic-sounding adventure stories as a child. For whatever reason, this is the one that stands out most clearly. I might conveniently romanticise history by suggesting that they inspired a spirit of healthy curiosity towards the unknown.

2. The SAS Survival Guide by John ‘Lofty’ Wiseman

1638652A very old edition of this classic Collins Gem was always on the bookshelf at my mate Andy’s house. Flicking through the little pages of advice on surviving mortally dangerous situations never failed to implant dreams of macho heroics (and corresponding success with women) into the minds of two teenage boys. Probably responsible for the presence of brass rabbit snares in my original kit-list for a cycling trip.

3. The Adventure Cycle-Touring Handbook by Stephen Lord

adventure-cycle-touring-handbookBlackwells, Southside, Edinburgh, summer 2006. The bottom shelf of the travel section. It was from this book that I first learned that cycling across whole countries had actually already been done, and that at the age of 23 I wasn’t the first person to have the idea. So mind-blowing was the discovery that I ended up taking a Stanley knife to it and packing the middle third of the book in my panniers as inspiration for when the going got tough. (The author later told me that this was ridiculous.)

4. Off The Rails by Tim Cope and Chris Hatherly

9781408852552The first book I ever read about a long bicycle journey was this one, co-authored by two hapless Aussies who rode recumbent bikes from Moscow to Beijing, almost coming a cropper on several occasions, at all times appearing to be hopelessly naive and unprepared for what they were doing, but doing it anyway. The co-authored narrative was flawed, but the sentiment of the trip was a tipping point.

5. Pedalling To Hawaii by Stevie Smith

pedallingTipping point reached; local libraries raided — uncovering the tale of two argumentative testosterone-fuelled Englishmen whoe decide to circumnavigate the world by human power and build an ocean-going pedalo to do it. One decides that one continent, one and a half oceans and a ruined friendship is quite enough, thanks, and writes this book. (The other, Jason Lewis, continues for another decade or so and completes the project alone.) A highly memorable book that showed me what kind of a trip I didn’t want to do.

6. Moods Of Future Joys by Alastair Humphreys

moods-of-future-joysNo list of books that inspired a big bike ride would be complete without Alastair’s colourful modern-day classic; the tale of a young middle-class Brit with nothing better to do and a penchant for setting ludicrous goals to entertain himself — such as cycling the length of all the world’s major landmasses. I came across this excellently-written book about half-way through the planning of my own Big Trip, and it prompted a serious increase in anticipated mileage and a prolonged feeling of inferiority for failing to ever reach it.

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Whenever I’m concerned that Internet-age information overload is in danger of clouding my decisions and unhelpfully influencing my current direction, I find it helps to look back and consider why I followed the road that let to here. It’s a good reminder of the priorities that make these journeys my own, rather than imitations of somebody else’s.

What past influences have led you down this adventurous path? Feel free to include links when posting your answers in the comments section.