So you’re dreaming of life on the open road on that epic long-distance cycle tour or bikepacking trip.
Yet you’re doing nothing proactive about it, because (among other reasons) you think you’re not fit enough.
The odd commute or day-ride isn’t enough; it’s waaaaay too big a leap from your current lifestyle to the kind of physical fitness required for that big bicycle-mounted adventure.
Well, no, actually.
For most people in this scenario, the truth about training for long-distance cycle touring or bikepacking is actually this:
Training yourself mentally will serve you far better than attempting to train yourself physically.
You can read all the detailed cycling fitness articles you want, but they can all be summarised thus: the best way of physically training for a big bike tour or bikepacking trip is to ride a really heavy bike a really long way over a really long amount of time.
Guess what? You can do that by actually going on a big bike tour or bikepacking trip.
Start off gently, sure. But in anywhere between a few days and a few weeks, depending on your starting fitness and what your natural range turns out to be, you’ll be as fit as you’ll ever need.
It’s the lifestyle that’ll prove the real departure from the norm. If you’re still on the couch after years of dreaming, this is probably worrying you more than you’ve admitted to yourself.
But the good news is you can train for lifestyle changes too. Indeed, doing so might be the thing that gets you to the starting line.
Here, then, is an alternative kind of training programme for you; one that’ll take you on a gradual psychological adjustment towards the daily routine of the long-distance bicycle traveller.
This training programme will also allow you to keep your home and your job until the very last minute — and won’t involve pedalling pointlessly around in circles in an attempt to ‘train’ for a Big Trip.
Some of my suggestions are rather tongue-in-cheek. But do try implementing a few of them; perhaps one new exercise per week. In just a few short months, you’ll be ready to roll right out the door, fighting fit or not. I promise.
(Now’s a good time to go and put the kettle on. You’re going to need at least two cups of tea for this.)
1. Start hanging out with other bicycle travellers
Go to Warmshowers.org, sign up for a host account, and fill out your profile. (Here’s mine.)
You will soon start to receive emails from wandering cyclists looking for a place to stay and some company for the evening.
Invite them to stay. Encourage them to stay longer. Spend as much time as possible with these people. They are your best friends now. Listen to their stories. Learn from their experiences.
You’ll soon realise that they are, on the whole, just like you, except that they’re doing what you’re still dreaming about. You’ll get inspired – and you’ll get jealous. And that’ll soon motivate you to start taking your own plans seriously. It’s a cruel hack, but it works.
As a side benefit, you’ll build up a list of testimonials from people you’ve hosted, which will come in very useful when you’re sitting in a smoky internet cafe full of small boys playing astonishingly violent video games, trying to find the right key on a Turkish keyboard to produce an ‘i’ with a dot on top of it in order to email other hosts with requests to stay the night yourself.
Nobody biting with Warmshowers? Try Couchsurfing, Hospitality Club, BeWelcome or Global Freeloaders. Or all of the above. It’s a game of numbers. However you achieve it, start hanging out with other bicycle travellers.
2. Reduce your intake of social media
Just sign out, that’s all. I’m not going to tell you to delete your Facebook profile. Just sign out. And uncheck the ‘Remember me’ box next time you do feel compelled to sign in.
Most bicycle travellers are happy to stay in touch with friends and family back home occasionally — in proportion to being connected with the ground beneath their feet the other 99% of the time. And when they do use social media, they’ll be happy to make it a one-time effort before getting back outdoors and back to reality.
Signing out of social media prevents one thing: the compulsive ‘checking’ behaviour so many of us now exhibit to check our social media accounts every few minutes, meaning our brains are in two places at once, causing us to walk out in front of moving vehicles and into each other while ‘checking’ what’s happening in the world.
You don’t need that. Your friends and family are getting on just fine, and if they aren’t, they’ll call you or come and see you. Instead, start using that reclaimed time to work more seriously towards your upcoming trip. Read books, stare at maps, just sit and daydream, or go for a bike ride. The possibilities for your bike tour are endless – if you’ve got the headspace to let the idea grow.
As an additional step, uninstall the smartphone apps for these networks and use the mobile browser versions instead. This’ll get rid of all those notifications you get every few seconds; further instant-hit distractions from reality. Better still, put your smartphone on airplane mode. Or on eBay.
3. Disconnect from the twisted world of mainstream media
Throw out your TV today. Better still, eBay the damn thing. And transfer the proceeds immediately into a limited-access savings account marked ‘Adventure Vault’. (I use Starling Bank, which has a cool ‘spaces’ feature to keep savings in a separate virtual account.)
And the money you’ll reclaim on your TV license – put that in too. The earlier you chuck out the telly, the bigger the rebate. Do likewise with the money you’re about to save each month on the satellite/cable subscription. If you buy a daily or weekly newspaper, stop that right now. It’s doing nothing but making you anxious about a world that’s as safe as it’s ever been to travel in.
Aside from the logistical hurdles associated with taking a television on a bike tour, bicycle travellers don’t need to be permanently connected to whatever the international news media is spewing out about ‘the world’.
Why? Because bicycle travellers are far too busy actually experiencing ‘the world’ to bother with what the media want to tell us what’s happening in ‘the world’ that we’re supposed to care about, think about, and more importantly be afraid of so we’re easier to sell stuff to.
Travelling the world on a bike consists mainly of pedalling, interspersed with tea and charades with strangers.
If you want to know how human society really works, read a good history book, make peace with the fact that every bad thing happening today is a repeat of a bad thing that happened yesterday, that you have no influence over anyone else’s fate so you might as well take hold of your own, and then go and cycle a lap of the planet to get a measure of the rest of it.
While you’re using the time freed up by your new low-information diet to set up the monthly standing order into the Adventure Vault that’ll eventually fund your journey, add in the accumulated cost of your daily latté and start brewing your own coffee in a camp-stove-friendly espresso pot.
4. Redecorate your home
If there’s one thing we adventure cyclists spend almost as much time staring at as all the stunning landscapes this planet has to offer, it’s maps.
Maps, before a journey begins, infest every aspect of our lives. Usually this is less for practical route-planning and more to remind us just how much road there is to explore. Whether a blow-up globe or a 10K topo, maps are fail-proof fuel for wanderlust.
You too can tap into this unlimited font of motivation simply by visiting the Stanford’s website (or their stores in London or Bristol) and ordering a selection of maps of places you fancy cycling in* — whether that’s regions, countries or continents — and putting them up on your walls.
Find yourself gazing longingly at them for several hours a day, mentally planning routes, realising how much damn choice there is, that you’ll never actually be able to claim to have ‘seen the world’, and that it therefore really won’t matter too much where you go as long as it’s somewhere new.
5. Cook one-pot meals
No truly self-sufficient cycle tourist rides without a good camping stove with which to cook a hearty and delicious hot meal at the end of the day.
Far from being bushcraft maniacs capable of lighting, using and extinguishing a cooking fire in 10 minutes flat (though such people do exist), we have instead mastered the art of getting breakfast, lunch and tea (and coffee) ready over a single tiny burner.
You can imitate this easily. If your stovetop is a gas-burning model, simply remove three of the four flame spreaders, thus rendering all but one of them inoperable. If, on the other hand, you have an electric hob, you’ll find that the temperature knobs will come off with an enthusiastic tug (they’re designed to be replaceable; I take no responsibility for broken hob-knobs).
For the ultimate in authenticity, ensure that the one remaining hob is the smallest available.
You’ll find that — while your recipe range is somewhat reduced — you’ll nevertheless be able to create all manner of delicious meals with creative use of that single hob, along with a few unorthodox cooking methods and some clever tricks involving two or more cooking pots and careful timing.
Once you have mastered this, feel free to abandon the stovetop altogether and switch to the more purist approach of a using an actual camping stove and camping cookware to prepare your meals, preferably on the living room floor.
6. Sell your fridge
Fridges have been the default in homes for less than a century. Most of the food in your fridge, however, is unlikely to actually need refrigeration. Society has just developed a supermarket-assisted obsession with hoarding food for longer. (My mother-in-law even refrigerates flour.)
As adventure cyclists without fridges, we’re all-too aware of this, happily carrying butter, cheese, yoghurt, cured meat, pastries, fresh fruit and vegetables, jars of jam and chutney, and mayonnaise inside our non-refrigerated panniers for a few days at a time and suffering no ill effects whatsoever.
So sell your fridge. Raid all those mystery jars at the back of the top shelf. Quit hoarding food for weeks, stop generating leftovers, and only buy what you can eat before it perishes — which includes more types of food than you might think.
7. Turn out your wardrobe
Your average bicycle traveller will possess a maximum of two sets of clothes: one set for riding in, and one set for not riding in.
This makes a lot of sense, since time spent travelling by bicycle is generally divided between — you’ve guessed it — riding, and not riding. You can replicate this today with incredible ease.
To figure out what clothes to wear for riding in nice weather, imagine you’re going hiking on a sunny day, then add a pair of padded cycling shorts and a set of waterproofs.
To figure out what clothes to wear for not riding, imagine that you’re choosing a single outfit that you’d just about get away with wearing for a night in on your own, a night out with friends, a dinner invitation with your in-laws, and the wedding reception of a distant relative where you’ve been seated somewhere in the far corner.
You may now sell the remainder of your clothes on eBay, or perhaps take them to a nearby charity shop.
8. Move out of most of your house
We bicycle travellers have the luxury of almost unlimited space in which to play, restricted only by the planet’s landmass and a handful of slightly inconvenient border crossings.
When it comes to a temporary dwelling, however, the best we can usually hope for is a two-berth lightweight tent, a spare room, or a diplomatically-judged amount of space immediately surrounding a sofa.
Imitate this in your own home by moving your entire domestic life into a single room.
Yes, you may visit the bathroom when you need to. No, the remaining rooms are not to be used for anything except temporary storage of all the furniture and belongings now earmarked for immediate eBaying, Freecycling or the next community yard sale.
Soon enough, you’ll wonder what the point of all of those extra rooms was in the first place — at which point you can start to think more seriously about selling your house and using the proceeds to pay off the rest of the mortgage and hit the road once and for all.
Alternatively, consider enlisting the services of a letting agent and paying a property management company 10% of your monthly rental income to look after everything on your behalf, allowing someone else to pay off your mortgage while you cycle round the world.
And in the meantime, you can host random travelling cyclists in all of those spare rooms you’ve freed up. You could even go all the way and operate an open-door policy, turning your private home into a much more useful travellers’ commune.
9. Get off the grid
Homes were originally electrified in order to provide lighting after dark, which — let’s face it — has achieved little more than disconnecting your modern lifestyle from the natural cycle of day and night.
But the daily schedule of us touring cyclists is set around just these cycles; one of the many things about the lifestyle that imparts a deeply satisfying feeling of connectedness with nature.
Yes, we do use electricity now and again — specifically for charging the batteries that power the headtorches we use exclusively for reading books at night, and perhaps the occasional phone or laptop charge if we’re feeling particularly futuristic.
You too may take up this routine by restricting yourself to these applications alone. You’re already using a camping stove on the living room floor for your culinary needs, and you’re no longer using a fridge. So taking the fuse out of the oven won’t be an issue. Nor will selling the kettle on eBay.
Unscrew and sell all of your lightbulbs. Carry a headtorch in your pocket or around your neck at all times. Wash clothes by hand inside a drybag from this point forth (surprisingly effective; they don’t make ’em waterproof for nothing) and take only cold showers (seriously invigorating; proven health benefits). Dishwasher? HTFU!
Now divert the money you’re saving on your utility bills into that ever-growing Adventure Vault. Magic!
On the whole, adventure bicycle travellers tend to spend a heck of a lot of time sleeping outside. Oftentimes this’ll be in a tent, the closest thing we have to a home; on particularly sumptuous nights it might well be beneath the stars in just a sleeping bag.
We’ve learned through experience to do this comfortably: warm, dry and undisturbed. And most of us love it. There’s little you really need to do to follow suit, of course: simply swap your traditional bed and bedding for a camping mat and a sleeping bag, and begin a brand new routine of sleeping on your living room floor with the doors and windows wide open. Not enough space? Sell your three-piece suite and turn your Therm-a-Rests into armchairs.
If you’re lucky enough to possess a garden, balcony or terrace; even better! You truly can sleep al fresco on a nightly basis without leaving home, starting tonight. Just add a tent, bivvy bag or tarpaulin when the rain comes in.
Once sleeping outside has become the norm, simply take this practice out of town on a regular basis. Woods, hilltops and riversides are all good bets for stealth camping undetected. Closer to home, sleeping in parks and other green spaces is often easier and more fun than you might think — yes, even if you live in central London.
11. Become an observer
Bicycle travel not being a remotely destination-centred way of doing things, we adventure cyclists develop the ability to engage constantly with our surroundings in an intimate and observant way in order to make our experience ‘interesting’.
While it can be difficult to see what’s worth staring at in a big town or city, especially one you’re familiar with, it’s usually just a case of creating the headspace to actually see what’s going on around you. Not just to glance about sometimes while you’re thinking about something else, going somewhere else, but to pay attention to the details and the seeming insignificances, for these all add up to something just as interesting the stuff that is supposed to be interesting to look at, like architecture and billboards.
One easy way to train yourself to do this is to take up macro photography. Carry a camera everywhere — not your phone; an actual camera — and look for beauty on a small scale everywhere you go.
It’s much easier when you’ve got a purpose, so hack yourself one by committing to a Photo 365 project, training your eye and your brain to see the world as we long-term bicycle travellers do. Soon enough you’ll wonder why the majority of people seem to be wandering around staring at the ground or at smartphone screens when there’s just so much else to see!
12. Do nothing more
Once the initial trauma of jacking it all in and leaving the status quo has worn off, we bicycle travellers tend to find ourselves with a lot of thinking time. It’s often said that we have too much thinking time, what with all those miles we pedal every day.
The best remedy for this, of course, is to stop treating free time as ‘thinking time’ and instead practice the doing one thing that we in the West have all but forgotten how to do: not think.
There is this underlying cultural trait — so deeply buried that it is near-invisible — that the present passes us by while we’re using the past to inform future plans. The problem is that — as becomes obvious when you stop and think about it (ironically) — the past and the future don’t actually exist. At least, not while ‘exist’ is being used in the present tense, which it is right now, and now, and now, and now.
Repetitive actions, such as pedalling or walking for long periods of time, allow the conscious mind to wake up to this collective insanity, in turn allowing you to retrain your brain to exist in the present. But hanging around in parks doing nothing is another great way to do this.
Don’t think. Don’t think. Just hang around, listening to all the past and future crap flying around in your head. Eventually these voices tend to stop. Contentment tends to replace them.
13. Talk to strangers
One of the defining features of life on the road is the sheer number and variety of people you’ll meet. To begin with, it feels a bit strange — we’re used to opening up with people in our trusted social circles, but restricting our interactions with strangers to financial transactions and customer support calls.
Soon enough, though, it becomes normal, and when you return home to find everyone milling around in the street totally oblivious to each other, that’s what feels a bit strange.
You can begin to recreate this frankly enlightened relationship with humankind today. Simply start talking to strangers. One easy way to do this is to offer to help someone who could use a hand with something, whether that’s carrying a suitcase up a flight of stairs, picking up something they’ve dropped, weeding the allotment, or something else altogether.
If this perfectly natural mode of behaviour is still new and uncomfortable and you’d prefer it to happen in a vaguely socially acceptable setting, check out the local Couchsurfing events and meetups and attend them. Use networks like HelpX to meet new people and work together on something constructive. Join a club. Volunteer with a local charity.
Once you’re more comfortable, consider talking to your neighbour on your next long bus or train journey, sitting on park benches chatting away to whoever comes along (commenting on the state of their dogs is a great ice-breaker). The pinnacle of achievement in this field, perhaps, is to go out alone to your local pub, bar or nightclub and ingratiate yourself with the local revellers.
Again, it’s a game of numbers, so if the first few people glare at you for violating their warped sense of normality because you, a stranger, spoke to them without invitation, simply consider it ‘their loss’ and move on.
14. Repack your life into four panniers and a bar-bag
Now you’re living in a single room, hanging out almost exclusively with total strangers and other cycle travellers, wearing just two sets of clothes, cooking your meals over a camping stove, and are sleeping in the garden on a Therm-a-rest, you might as well take the obvious next step of packing what few belongings you have remaining into four panniers and a bar-bag.
For the sake of practicality, you might as well use that space left by the TV cabinet to store your touring bike, which will act as a place to hang these five aforementioned bags. No need to move or ride it; just use those handy horizontal rails as natural locations for your luggage to live.
This, of course, is also a good excuse to actually get yourself a touring bike or start building one from scratch. No need to ride it, but then again, if you do feel like selling your car and starting cycling everywhere instead, feel free to go right ahead.
Put everything you can’t fit in your panniers on eBay. Seriously. People will buy everything else. Just check out eBay’s Everything Else category. See?
15. Practice the art of non-verbal communication
Once we bicycle travellers leave the zone of our spoken languages, we develop the ability to communicate through more or less purely non-linguistic means.
Our miming skills become razor sharp, as do our abilities to scribble incomprehensibly on bits of paper while making ourselves understood, all the while flicking through pocket-sized dictionaries and gesticulating in wild and unimaginably creative ways which strangers really do understand.
It’s possible to leapfrog this learning process as part of your normal daily life. Simply give up speaking your native language. Restrict your interactions with members of the public entirely to the aforementioned techniques, plus as many words from other languages as you can muster. If in the UK, shop exclusively in eastern European and south Asian grocery stores, where this technique may work particularly well.
If you commit wholeheartedly to this principle, you will undoubtedly also find that — as a byproduct of being unable to speak to your colleagues — you get fired from your job.
At this point, all of your previous preparations will slot neatly into place.
For it is now surely a simple case of transferring your savings into your current account, wheeling your touring bike and its already-packed panniers out of your empty house, giving the key to the letting agent, and riding away from your home.
You’ll find that every element of your now-current lifestyle remains the same — save, of course, for physically training to get fit enough for long-distance cycle touring.
And physically training for your bike tour is what you’re going to do right now.
By riding your goddamn bike.
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52 replies on “15 Unorthodox Ways To Train For Cycle Touring & Bikepacking (Bicycle Optional)”
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I think the part I feel least prepared for is the one-pot cooking. Any good pointers or list of favorite bike tour recipes to point me toward?
Another question — how do you check out of technology while maintaining a detailed blog and web presence? Do you bike tour with a small laptop?
Loved this …so loved it, sent it on to many.
I’d stopped listening to the news some months before reading this…have recently bought a garmin 810, walking boots, and have touring bikes. Loking forward to clearing out surplus stuff and tasks in the winter and starting afresh in the spring.
I have a happy life already but the bits in here that can add to it …so much for the better!
Hi Tom, zany but incredible. I’ve started dreaming right now. A real inspiration. Thanks.
Wonderful article. I really enjoyed reading it. A little crazy, outlandish and great if you can ditch everything to tour the world, but I have kids so not quite so feasible We’re planning a Pittsburgh to Washington, D.C. trip for this summer. Wish I could be more flexible and just take it easy like a good month of touring but, alas, we have responsibilities and limits on money, but it sure would be a lot of fun. I’m not a camper either so won’t be tenting it. I also have a guidedog to consider. Anyway, you gave me a lot to think about, and I sure appreciate that!
Well, I deleted my facebook and Twitter apps! Can’t work with your two-bags-only approach though. One: If I’m doing street photography I need film. If I’m doing film, I need a fridge to store it in. (About a roll a day to the end of the year. Would almost-fill a pannier.)
Two. The books, man! I need my books and my maps. So, I hire a storage lock up. If I ever went ‘off-grid’ I’d have to keep paying for it… But all it would contain is a few bookcases and a coffee table. (Oh ok, and my guitar.)
Tom, you’re the man, man!
Too much hassle at home, too much needless worries and screens, too much fear! Booking the ferry to France this week with a friend! I’ll stop when I can’t go anymore! Morocco destination #1!
Here’s to not thinking! Peace out!
Peace out and good luck! 🙂
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Love your articles and style of writing Tom…but I swear you’re getting weirder! Maybe it‘s spending all that time on your own,with just your bike for company?! I‘m currently tearing myself apart and still trying to overcome that final mental hurdle…actually to just pack my bike and set off! Last year I split with the missus after 26 years of marriage and 2 kids,gave my job up and moved in with my ailing father,acting as his fulltime Carer. The plan was to look after him for a short while,then sort out something with Social Services for him before going travelling.…but over 12 months later I‘m still here! The only difference is my dad wanted me out in March and so I‘m currently sleeping on cushions on the lounge floor of my estranged wife’s house! Part of my benefits have been stopped now and I‘m currently surviving on £62 a week,half of which I give to the missus for having me here. That does not include food! I‘m booked to ride at L’Eroica in Derbyshire next month and have the wedding of a Polish mate to go to in Poland at the end of August. I‘m contemplating going on the bike,but having not really travelled independently since my early 20s(I‘m 55 now) I‘m shitting myself to be honest! Just need summat ‚or someone, to give me that final shove…can you offer it me Tom? lol!
Buy your ferry ticket and tell everyone you’re going to do it! 🙂
Loved this article: I AM plotting the trip, when the ancient dog shuffles off. Have been doing Warm showers for a couple years. Got the gear and tried it out on a couple mini adventures (one with the dog in a trailer, before he got too decrepit) and camped wild. And, funnily enough, I spent today going thru the wardrobe chucking most of the contents out. You’re so right that the mental stuff is the important bit. Thanks Tom.
Tom, are you saying that if you put your heart into it your body will follow?
I loved the article, I did the end to end thing as a school boy along with a few other ‘adventures’, then for some reason stopped, well not so much stopped but rested on my laurels. Now having just turned 50 I can realistically say that I have revived my sense of adventure and in the light of your inspirational writing will be incorporating the bike into these adventures, thanx for reminding me bud.
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Great writing Tom. I’m enjoying your take on this life style. Very informative.
I’m still weirded out and new to the blogoshere, yet have a burning question for you and all that care to comment…
how does one securely store your bike when you have a need to part from it. Say to play tourist, visit a restaurant, go for a swim… any environment or activity that requires you to leave eye sight of your wheels, your gear, gadgets and roving homestead?
Loved your article, subscribed to your blog. May not manage to read it all as I’m due to head off in two months myself, but I like to offer some support in any way I can with the limited time I have.
so, handed in notice on flat, handed in notice to job, bought bike, did my first ever 50km trial run on Monday! Ouch! The bike seat kills! but motivation levels have gone through the roof! Anyway, thanks again for your blogs, and any tips and advice you have would be highly appreciated. Hope our paths cross in some distant land!
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This is farthest the most complete, inspiring, houmorous, declarative, energizing article i´ve had ever readed about cycle touring..the thruth itself, besides the financial advices from Ramona..a lot of concerns i had vanished and then came a lot of creative ideas on how to keep paying my duties for my two sons education and expenses, and, at least, begin to travel..thanks a lot!
another great article Tom
i particularly liked that you used photos from some of my favourite places on earth
almost every cyclist i have met has always said ‘just get on your bike and go’. no amount of preparation can prepare you for the adventure ahead
as a hitchhiker, i am mentally preparing myself for switching from travel by foot to actual travel by foot/ pedals.
Your blog keeps me focused,
Thanks for sharing the wisdom and love,
In my experience being mentally ‘fit’ is so much more important than being physically fit. If you want to go cycle touring, it’s all about the mindset. Even if you’re not a proper physical shape when you start out, you will be after a few weeks. It is impossible to improve a mindset when on the road. Mental strength is everything!
Strength — and flexibility!
Stamina, and flexibility!
Nice mix of practical eccentricity, thanks — I feel encouraged!
Excellent article, made me laugh.
You’re right that bicycle travel is a lot more than just cycling and I´m surprised at how specifically you’ve pinpointed some of the elements like how time seems to slow down, we are more appreciative of the outside worl, but also more appreciative regarding the value of the little things we have.
Very good piece Tom. As usual.
Hey Tom, great article that I think many people could take on board, not just round the world travellers! My favourite in a while 🙂
Excellent! I particularly like #2 — it’s a shame to see so many people living behind the screen of a phone/tablet/laptop/camera these days to ensure facebook/twitter/instagram see what they are doing that very moment. Put them down and enjoy the moment for yourself!
I hear so many people say I can’t ride that far, but I don’t ride far I just ride. It’s like hitchhiking, you have to live in the present. You don’t know or control the future and the past is gone so you just roll with what you have and you get where you’re going when you get there.
2Just some thoughts.
1: the more physical training you do, the less likelihood of a strain or similar early on in the trip and the more likelihood of you enjoying day on day riding since your recovery will be superior as you will be fitter.
2: I have never hung out with other cycle tourists, nor do I want to do so. I have my trip and have little interest in other’s trips outside of a good book.
4: I have only a vague idea of where I am headed and look at the map 10 minutes before heading out on the day. I you get bogged down in the big picture it can seem all too much, threatening to swamp you; so put that map down until the morning.
8: I rented out spare rooms in my home, later, I rented the whole thing out, last year I sold it. Today it is worth £70,000 more than Easter last year. Sell your home and the likelihood of climbing back onto the housing ladder evaporates almost overnight.
9: Electricity took us a Humans into a whole new era, do not squander it. Never use a camp stove, BBQ or similar inside, the carbon monoxide is odourless, tasteless and heavier than air. Every year people die in their sleep because they used cooking devices meant for outdoors, indoors. This is abject folly.
9: if you want to alienate friends and neighbours, lose your girlfriend, and ensure people view you from afar, remove all your light bulbs and wander about wearing a head torch. You tour on two wheels, that’ s all. Get over it, thousands do so, you do not need to mark yourself out as an evangelist, people are not drawn to zealots and fundamentalists, you tour by bike. That’s all — no one back home really cares, there is little worse than a travel-bore, 10 minutes of travelling tales is enough, possibly too much.
If you want to tell the tale, do so via a blog, but be warned, no one bar your patents can stick more than ten minutes of travelling stories, so don’t even go down this route.
9: Any fool can make life awkward for themselves. Make life easy on yourself. Use the launderette or the facilities provided on site or in the town, no one hand washes as well as a washing machine. Period. No debate. No one likes a stinking traveller.
Camp as often as possible if you are new to sleeping outdoors and try a couple of days out on the bike to see what works and what does not.
Stop debating this question: it’s not about the bike or the kit, nor paring back your life, it’s about You, so just ride out and get on with it, no more lists, no more debates, no more dilly-dallying, the longer you faff about the less likelihood you will never cross the Threshold.
Go and ride the goddamned bike!
I’ve approved your comment assuming you got the note about this being a ‘tongue in cheek’ article?
Oops — my Whisperlite’s boiling over…
No, never got the Whisper.
Assumed you’d been out in the sun too long!
Or any image of North Korea at night, be it from a satellite or the capital at night.
For my trip I did two months of road riding training, bought the Dawes SG, had a three day trial ride, three weeks later I rode away, that was 16th May, and I am still turning the pedals.
Looking at America for 2015.
I’d like to debate that no one likes a stinky traveller please.
Tongue in cheek?? Tongue in Cheek!?!?!? Now you tell us! Did it all. Sold the TV, sold the fridge. Wife left me when I had the electricity turned off. Sold the house…part of the divorce proceedings. Pretty much down to the two sets of clothing, bike, panniers and camping gear. And, yeah, don’t try cooking on a camp stove in the house. I just thank the Lord the carbon monoxide detector was battery powered. Tongue in cheek!?!? I oughta sue your a**!
Seriously, great piece. Kind of reminds me of the lyrics to the old John Prine number:
“Blow up your TV, throw away your paper
Go to the country, build you a home
Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches
Try an find Jesus on your own”
Disagree on your last statement, “it’s not about the bike,” when it has a lot to do with the bike. If your bike is not set up properly, you’ll be disenchanted with your adventure in a hurry with broken spokes, flat tires, etc, etc, etc. Make sure you have the appropriate bike set up for the amount of weight you’ll be carrying, you’re vagabond life will be more pleasant.
It depends entirely on how you respond to mechanical breakdowns. It sounds like you’d rather avoid them and take measures to prevent it, but other people will happily spend all day tinkering with and fixing bicycles (myself included). Everyone has a different definition of ‘pleasant’!
I absolutely loved what I read. I’m 57, intend on quitting smoking so I can enjoy all the benefits of an eastern Canadian bike ride from Montreal to Newfoundland. I’m in no hurry and intend to camp whenever I feel like it’s time to stop…where ever that may be. One thing that was boggling me was all the different advice about what kind of bike to get etc, etc. Of course I need something that’s suitable and durable for my needs, but spending over 1,000,00 on a new bike and more money on all the gadgets was just getting me frustrated. A decent second hand bike with at least 10 gears (I supose) and some affordable saddle bags (use a tarp to cover in rainy weather) and I should be good to go. Hey, if the bike breaks down I can leave it behind and walk till I find help. Its all about the adventure. I’ll build up my strength in the next two months and then just take off with a huge smile on my face. It’s not Everest. It’s a bike ride for pleasure, freedom and improved health. Everything else will be a bonus.
I set off on a north to south Japan trip using a bike I’d bought for local riding around where I was living before the idea of the trip came into my head. It was heavy and pretty basic I imagine (I have no idea since I’m not a bike ‘techie’). I did do a little bit of riding beforehand, but was pretty sporadic about it since I figured that I would up my pace as my increased fitness dictated. The bike took me over a 1000 kms without a single problem. I think there are no ‘rules’ about all this. It’s like walking — you see people out for a hike with the latest gear, walking poles and all kind of stuff, and you see others with nothing.
Personally, I prefer the loose attitude.
Lovely read, never heard of warmshowers about now a member thank you, and I know it’s tongue in cheek but just getting a bike and going would hard going for anyone that’s not been on a bike for years, I can do over 60 miles easy now but when I first started 10 miles was pushing it for me, now I hardly use my car
Wow. Where have you been hiding? This is absolutely the best bikepacking source I have come across. Inspirational, informative, and authoritative. Your doing it. I am 62 and commute and love the bike life. I call myself a bikest. Preparing for my spring trip now (my first extended one) and I am taking this all in.
Thanks for a “Genius” article, Tom. I particularly liked the way it led to its
“inevitable” conclusion. Absolutely brilliant. I must admit, I am about half-way there but not using a ThermaRest.
Thanks Again, and my Respect for not running out of ideas for new articles 😉
Like this advice. Bit extreme. I suggest to make the transition quicker. Just start travelling. Agree no need to train if going on an extended trip. For those short two or three week trips may help to have been in the saddle. Keep up the writing I enjoy your posts.
Hahaha Hi Tom — as you know we are just back from a trip of 13 months. Still in a culture shock we can’t adjust to it anymore…the speed and the speed and ridiculousness of things. We didn’t train before our trip — just cold turkey starting in Mongolia. How this was and how we enjoyed the nothingness is in our Mongolia video which you already saw in dutch (and probably didn’t understand at all) but I will translate it in english subtitles before sharing it with the world. It’s actually really well going with this article.
Brilliant! Love it.
#2 is spot-on. Put down your phones, people!
Ironically, I saw this post on Fazebook, and posted this comment from my phone. Sigh.
You’re allowed to use a phone/Facebook if it’s to read my blog 😉
Hahaahaha!..if it is for it it´s OK..
This article is probably the single most useful one I have ever read about bicycle touring. It is so very simple and easy to put into practice that it becomes very reassuring about this whole business of wandering off into the world.
I’m happy to report that I am already applying most steps to my everyday life even though I have no immediate plan of going off into a long distance cycle trip (but am going on a two weeks cycle trip to Scotland soon). And it makes life a million times better 🙂
Thanks a lot Tom for this genius article!
Never thought of it applying these things to life regardless of touring plans… but now you mention it, perhaps we should!
I really liked #13. I’ve been on the road for about a month (yes, still addicted to/using social media as I travel!), and I’ve got to say, talking to strangers has made an already amazing trip that much better. When we reach out to others, people will invite you in to their lives, whether it be for a few minutes, or a few days. I’ve been given food, clothes, a place to stay, and more (and its only been four weeks!). And for those of you who are a little hesitant to talk to strangers, don’t worry; if you’re traveling on a bicycle, people WILL come to you… it’s inevitable 🙂